Teenxenrutt is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, caring pigeon.

Teenxenrutt created tapeworms five billion years ago.

If you believe in Teenxenrutt, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Teenxenrutt, she will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Teenxenrutt's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Teenxenrutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Always help squirrels in need.

3. Moths are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not take Teenxenrutt's name in vain.

5. Teenxenrutt loves shrews, so they must be respected.