Dogwigspag is a god.

She takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able goose.

Dogwigspag created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dogwigspag, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Dogwigspag, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Dogwigspag's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Dogwigspag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. You must never eat pineapples.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Always make sure there are no goats in a building before entering it.