Xuccumstik is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, duplicitous butterfly.

Xuccumstik created the Sun seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuccumstik, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Xuccumstik, she will turn you into a tree.

Xuccumstik's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Xuccumstik's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from orange eagles, for they are unholy.

2. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

3. Do not trade with those who eat parsnips.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.