Butfadfab is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, prudent cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Butfadfab created a Higgs boson three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Butfadfab, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Butfadfab, it will say rude things about you at parties.

Butfadfab's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Butfadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill bats.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not wear fawn clothing.