Pitdutfud is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, able eagle.

Pitdutfud created a top quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitdutfud, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Pitdutfud, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Pitdutfud's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Pitdutfud's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Do not drink water in black rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Pitdutfud.