Wodsasmit is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, smart
giraffe.
Wodsasmit created a quark four billion years ago.
If you believe in
Wodsasmit, she will look favourably on your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Wodsasmit, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Wodsasmit's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.
Wodsasmit's Holy Commandments1. Never paint your hands violet.
2. Never think ill of sick mites.
3. You must never eat cucumbers.
4. Never hurt hamsters.
5. Do not shave your chest.