Zigbedyarp is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, almighty walrus.

Zigbedyarp created a Higgs boson seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Zigbedyarp, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Zigbedyarp, she will destroy your home galaxy.

Zigbedyarp's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Zigbedyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear kilts.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never write about stars.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zigbedyarp.