Yogyar is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, benevolent parrot.

Yogyar created a down quark two years ago.

If you believe in Yogyar, he will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Yogyar, he will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yogyar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Yogyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always treat pigs with great respect.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never feed onions to mice while wearing cyan dresses.

4. Yogyar must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never go into violet rooms.