Dadnilhub is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, grumpy dryad.

Dadnilhub created the solar system six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dadnilhub, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Dadnilhub, she will remove you from existence.

Dadnilhub's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Dadnilhub's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats.

2. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Pray towards the south.