Fligpogjan Jopgabfom is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, boastful centipede.

Fligpogjan Jopgabfom created the planet Jupiter nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fligpogjan Jopgabfom, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fligpogjan Jopgabfom, he will turn you into a puffin.

Fligpogjan Jopgabfom's most sacred site is Nanjie in China.

Fligpogjan Jopgabfom's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Never sit in holy places.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Do not wear lead on your body.