Dapfenlop is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, able dragonfly.

Dapfenlop created a down quark three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapfenlop, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Dapfenlop, she will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Dapfenlop's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Dapfenlop's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate whales.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never hurt capybaras.

5. You must never eat garlic.