Nakjanyarp is a god.

It takes the form of a small, stupid zebra.

Nakjanyarp created vertebrates seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nakjanyarp, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nakjanyarp, it will turn you into a rat.

Nakjanyarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Nakjanyarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Gulls are not to be trusted.

3. Run away if three foxes approach from the east.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never go into indigo rooms.