Rigmobsid is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, blissful lion.

Rigmobsid created the world seven million years ago.

If you believe in Rigmobsid, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Rigmobsid, she will manifest in front of you.

Rigmobsid's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Rigmobsid's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Rigmobsid four times a day.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Rigmobsid.

4. Never wear trousers.

5. Never talk about fire.