Riglanfad is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, benevolent weasel.

Riglanfad created a Higgs boson eight million years ago.

If you believe in Riglanfad, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Riglanfad, she will try to impress you with trees.

Riglanfad's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Riglanfad's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Riglanfad.

2. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of lead.

5. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.