Kamdabgutdincubgan is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, unthoughtful octopus.

Kamdabgutdincubgan created Africa nine million years ago.

If you believe in Kamdabgutdincubgan, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kamdabgutdincubgan, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Kamdabgutdincubgan's most sacred site is Ringford in Scotland.

Kamdabgutdincubgan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate ducks.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about the weak nuclear force.