Abbinteenarp is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, flying bear.

Abbinteenarp created a top quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Abbinteenarp, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Abbinteenarp, he will manifest in front of you.

Abbinteenarp's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Abbinteenarp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Erect a large iron sculpture of Abbinteenarp on top of all buildings.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Run away if seven eagles approach from the north.