Pinmignurl is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, prudent bird.

Pinmignurl created the planet Saturn two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pinmignurl, it will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Pinmignurl, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Pinmignurl's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Pinmignurl's Holy Commandments

1. Pinmignurl loves manatees, so they must be respected.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Do not wear platinum on your body.