Linstantan is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, unthoughtful lion.

Linstantan created Africa eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Linstantan, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Linstantan, she will think nothing of it.

Linstantan's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Linstantan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt foxes.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.