Fotstancatflig is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, wise coyote.

Fotstancatflig created the Sun six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fotstancatflig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Fotstancatflig, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Fotstancatflig's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Fotstancatflig's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt swans.

2. Never talk about amino acids.

3. Erect eight silver sculptures of Fotstancatflig on top of important buildings.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Never skip near grasshopers.