Lunhitfon is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, unthoughtful badger.

Lunhitfon created the Sombrero Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Lunhitfon, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Lunhitfon, it will refuse to believe in you.

Lunhitfon's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Lunhitfon's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Always help badgers.

3. Always help sick capybaras.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Lunhitfon.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.