Queegdutbog Foddotlimyik is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, deceitful fly.

Queegdutbog Foddotlimyik created tapeworms twelve years ago.

If you believe in Queegdutbog Foddotlimyik, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Queegdutbog Foddotlimyik, it will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Queegdutbog Foddotlimyik's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Queegdutbog Foddotlimyik's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not wear violet clothing.

3. Walk at least four thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about limes.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.