Flycepsan is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, able hippopotamus.

Flycepsan created an electron four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Flycepsan, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Flycepsan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Flycepsan's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Flycepsan's Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured horses.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not speak about cherries.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always pray immersed in water.