Jathugpit is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, caring rat.

Jathugpit created the universe four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jathugpit, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Jathugpit, he will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Jathugpit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jathugpit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Run away if eight tortoises approach from the east.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Never hurt horses.

5. Never run in the presence of tapirs.