Pinvedbid is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow monkey.

Pinvedbid created a strange quark six billion years ago.

If you believe in Pinvedbid, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Pinvedbid, he will turn you into a puffin.

Pinvedbid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pinvedbid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your neck.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.

5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.