Pinvedbid is a god.
He takes the form of a gargantuan, slow
monkey.
Pinvedbid created a strange quark six billion years ago.
If you believe in
Pinvedbid, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Pinvedbid, he will turn you into a puffin.
Pinvedbid's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Pinvedbid's Holy Commandments1. Do not shave your neck.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Always pray in complete darkness.
4. Always make sure there are no horses in a room before entering it.
5. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.