Venfumbabjon is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous
shrew.
Venfumbabjon created bats five million years ago.
If you believe in
Venfumbabjon, she will be surprised.
If you do not believe in
Venfumbabjon, she will turn you into a rat.
Venfumbabjon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.
Venfumbabjon's Holy Commandments1. Gulls are not to be trusted.
2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Never eat bark.
5. Always pray in complete darkness.