Venfumbabjon is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, duplicitous shrew.

Venfumbabjon created bats five million years ago.

If you believe in Venfumbabjon, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Venfumbabjon, she will turn you into a rat.

Venfumbabjon's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Venfumbabjon's Holy Commandments

1. Gulls are not to be trusted.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.