Cabqueegtag is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient hyena.

Cabqueegtag created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cabqueegtag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Cabqueegtag, it will think nothing of it.

Cabqueegtag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Cabqueegtag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not dye your hair black.

5. Never look in ponds.