Cabqueegtag is a god.
It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, omniscient
hyena.
Cabqueegtag created the planet Mars five thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Cabqueegtag, it will look after your home planet.
If you do not believe in
Cabqueegtag, it will think nothing of it.
Cabqueegtag's most sacred site is Dimson in England.
Cabqueegtag's Holy Commandments1. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.
2. Always pray immersed in water.
3. Fast once a month.
4. Do not dye your hair black.
5. Never look in ponds.