Jintingof is a god.
He takes the form of a rotund, annoying
penguin.
Jintingof created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.
If you believe in
Jintingof, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Jintingof, he will destroy your home solar system.
Jintingof's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.
Jintingof's Holy Commandments1. Do not make images of living things.
2. Never paint your legs red.
3. Do not eat lemons.
4. Erect five silver sculptures of Jintingof on top of important buildings.
5. Worship no other gods but Jintingof.