Jintingof is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, annoying penguin.

Jintingof created the Cigar Galaxy five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jintingof, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jintingof, he will destroy your home solar system.

Jintingof's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Jintingof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never paint your legs red.

3. Do not eat lemons.

4. Erect five silver sculptures of Jintingof on top of important buildings.

5. Worship no other gods but Jintingof.