Shavfotlegdud is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring giraffe.

Shavfotlegdud created the Milkyway two years ago.

If you believe in Shavfotlegdud, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Shavfotlegdud, it will turn you into a mouse.

Shavfotlegdud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Shavfotlegdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.

5. Never paint your legs violet.