Shavfotlegdud is a god.
It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, uncaring
giraffe.
Shavfotlegdud created the Milkyway two years ago.
If you believe in
Shavfotlegdud, it will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Shavfotlegdud, it will turn you into a mouse.
Shavfotlegdud's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.
Shavfotlegdud's Holy Commandments1. Do not commit murder.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate eagles.
3. Never talk about fire.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of aluminium.
5. Never paint your legs violet.