Foncibtam is a god.
It takes the form of an extremely small, happy
mink.
Foncibtam created the Small Magellanic Cloud four million years ago.
If you believe in
Foncibtam, it will answer your prayers.
If you do not believe in
Foncibtam, it will denounce you as a heretic.
Foncibtam's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.
Foncibtam's Holy Commandments1. Do not wear copper on your body.
2. Never laugh near frogs.
3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snails.
4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.
5. Never talk about ants.