Fitfliskop is a god.
It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful
salamander.
Fitfliskop created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fitfliskop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.
If you do not believe in
Fitfliskop, it will destroy your favourite star.
Fitfliskop's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.
Fitfliskop's Holy Commandments1. Fitfliskop loves tapirs, so they must be respected.
2. Always help sick gulls.
3. Never play with disobedient children.
4. Never look at asteroids.
5. Run away if six whales approach from the east.