Fitfliskop is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, resourceful salamander.

Fitfliskop created Mount Everest nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fitfliskop, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fitfliskop, it will destroy your favourite star.

Fitfliskop's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Fitfliskop's Holy Commandments

1. Fitfliskop loves tapirs, so they must be respected.

2. Always help sick gulls.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Run away if six whales approach from the east.