Dussgudgep is a god.
He takes the form of a minute, fast
unicorn.
Dussgudgep created carbon two years ago.
If you believe in
Dussgudgep, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Dussgudgep, he will be very sad.
Dussgudgep's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.
Dussgudgep's Holy Commandments1. Always pray in complete darkness.
2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.
3. Do not drink alcohol.
4. Do not bounce in public.
5. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing brown skirts.