Dussgudgep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, fast unicorn.

Dussgudgep created carbon two years ago.

If you believe in Dussgudgep, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dussgudgep, he will be very sad.

Dussgudgep's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Dussgudgep's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Never feed peanuts to frogs while wearing brown skirts.