Quillqueegpon is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, amazing swan.

Quillqueegpon created water five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Quillqueegpon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Quillqueegpon, she will turn you into a snail.

Quillqueegpon's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Quillqueegpon's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Never think about gravity.

4. Always help manatees.

5. Do not eat garlic.