Fumyattmum is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, weak shrew.

Fumyattmum created viruses nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fumyattmum, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Fumyattmum, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Fumyattmum's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Fumyattmum's Holy Commandments

1. Never pour water over plants.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Never sit in holy places.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.