Yokpaswat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, witless toad.

Yokpaswat created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Yokpaswat, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Yokpaswat, he will not care.

Yokpaswat's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Yokpaswat's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Yokpaswat.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Do not hurt moths.