Mobyarpog is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, sage mole.

Mobyarpog created Mount Everest three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mobyarpog, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mobyarpog, he will come to you in dreams.

Mobyarpog's most sacred site is Borolong in Botswana.

Mobyarpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt horses.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Mobyarpog loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.