Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, moody horse.

Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss created the planet Venus seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss, she will turn you into a mole.

Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not dye your hair red.

3. You must pray to Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss four times a day.

4. Never write about gravity.

5. Do not take Cundimwap Godcipjinpon Wikkanboss' name in vain.