Dapbegpomham is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, narcissistic raven.

Dapbegpomham created parasitic wasps nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dapbegpomham, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Dapbegpomham, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Dapbegpomham's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Dapbegpomham's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat cucumbers.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always make sure there are no moths in a building before entering it.

5. Do not commit murder.