Megjablopbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, stupid squid.

Megjablopbonk created life six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Megjablopbonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Megjablopbonk, he will turn you into a tree.

Megjablopbonk's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Megjablopbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Erect six silver sculptures of Megjablopbonk on top of important buildings.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.