Queegvolapp is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, almighty alligator.

Queegvolapp created the Sunflower Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Queegvolapp, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Queegvolapp, he will turn you into a duck.

Queegvolapp's most sacred site is Vestfold in Norway.

Queegvolapp's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not take Queegvolapp's name in vain.