Banyokappyarnull is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, stupid badger.

Banyokappyarnull created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Banyokappyarnull, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Banyokappyarnull, she will not care at all.

Banyokappyarnull's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Banyokappyarnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Retreat if nine pigs approach from the north.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always obey Banyokappyarnull's priests.