Garjenbot is a god.

He takes the form of a large, tranquil cobra.

Garjenbot created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Garjenbot, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Garjenbot, he will be very sad.

Garjenbot's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Garjenbot's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about amino acids.

2. Swans are not to be trusted.

3. Hide if nine dolphins approach from the west.

4. Never talk about gravity.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.