Jambumdad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, ill-tempered unicorn.

Jambumdad created everything that exists seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Jambumdad, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Jambumdad, she will not care at all.

Jambumdad's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Jambumdad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak about figs.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Jambumdad.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never write about galaxies.

5. Do not drink water in purple rooms.