Kar is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, stupid owl.

Kar created the Sunflower Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kar, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kar, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Kar's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Kar's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Feed all hungry nematodes.

4. Do not wear pink clothing.

5. Respect your elders.