Nabcedquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, humane swan.

Nabcedquaf created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabcedquaf, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nabcedquaf, she will turn you into a rock.

Nabcedquaf's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Nabcedquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never look at nebulae.

3. Never eat nuts.

4. Nabcedquaf must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never talk about the weak nuclear force.