Sabgilvab Nurtfod is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent wolf.

Sabgilvab Nurtfod created parasitic wasps five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sabgilvab Nurtfod, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sabgilvab Nurtfod, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sabgilvab Nurtfod's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Sabgilvab Nurtfod's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never think about amino acids.

4. Never go into green rooms.

5. Do not make images of living things.
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