Rawsigstik is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, omniscient yak.

Rawsigstik created the Andromeda Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Rawsigstik, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Rawsigstik, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Rawsigstik's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Rawsigstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear titanium on your body.

2. Run away if three moths approach from the west.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not shave your hands.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.
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