Sisrotnib is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, impressive camel.

Sisrotnib created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sisrotnib, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Sisrotnib, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Sisrotnib's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Sisrotnib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help rats.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Feed all hungry mites.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sisrotnib.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.