Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair beaver.

Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp created Europe six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the north.