Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp
is a god.
She takes the form of a very heavy, unfair
beaver
.
Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp
created Europe six thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp
, she will give you a free planet.
If you do not believe in
Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp
, she will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.
Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp's
most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.
Kenxenlungudnelwotfunapp's Holy Commandments
1. Never talk about asteroids.
2. Never eat bark.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Always pray in complete darkness.
5. Run away if three squirrels approach from the north.
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