Pigpanglun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, moody hyena.

Pigpanglun created silver two years ago.

If you believe in Pigpanglun, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Pigpanglun, he will turn you into a mole.

Pigpanglun's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Pigpanglun's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Pigpanglun.

2. Pigpanglun loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. Never talk about gravity.

4. Run away if eight dolphins approach from the north.

5. Never think about cell theory.