Bassgigcud is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, omniscient fly.

Bassgigcud created the Sol system seven million years ago.

If you believe in Bassgigcud, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Bassgigcud, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Bassgigcud's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Bassgigcud's Holy Commandments

1. Never mention dolphins.

2. Bassgigcud must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.